The midnight shift was slow so I proceeded to log onto my home PC to check my downloads. Everything plodded along at the modest pace my broadband would allow.

I took the opportunity to open a browser and look at some NSFW websites to while away the time. As I was reading a particularly funny article on cracked, the mouse cursor moved to the start button. I gasped and watched as it clicked on the find box and typed ‘notepad’.

The application opened and words started to appear, slowly, one letter at a time.

How many times do you have to be told to close and lock the back window? I know your wife tells you all the time. She’s quite attractive, however she looks much better inside out. 😉