My recently pregnant girlfriend sat on the couch, drunk, enjoying her last bender before parenthood.

“Do you want another drink, honey?” I asked.

“Thank you,” she replied.

Bleach erases stains, corrects mistakes.

I poured the vodka into a glass and topped it off with the clear liquid.

Bleach corrects mistakes.

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